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Hey!
We keep working on the site improvement.
Yesterday we reached 11 000 comments. More and more people start to comment.
According to the opinion poll results, now comments can be written by all visitors (non registered).
No other news for today )
I just wanted to apologize in front of all whom I haven’t replied via email or MSN.
I just didn’t have time to do that yet.
But I’ll try to do that this week :)
Here’s Larry Wachowski, director of “Matrix”, or we can say now Linda or Lana ;)
Well, there were rumors that he had changed his gender. And on the picture, it’s him or her, or I’m confused
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How do you like this house? Clickable.

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The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago.

Crazy flash animation. It will drive you crazy on the second minute though.
But... it’s funny and it puts you in a good mood. Click the image.

Abu Dhabi businessman bought two car number plates for 36,000,000 Dirhams or for approximately $9.8 million.
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. The car is estimated to be $4.3 million.


Great images from Patrick Beaulieu (17 pics)

Mariah Carey is celebrating the anniversary of her marriage (6 pics)

Competition of rabbits (5 pics)

Celebrities grew old (7 pics)

Jessica Simpson at the airport (6 pics)

When Fergie goes shopping (9 pics)

15 insane mugshot tattoos (15 pics)

Horses in all their splendor (33 pics)
After the jump, admire beautiful Carmen Electra on the beach, in a bikini of course ;) (19 pics)

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Hi!
Good Monday to all. Even if my weekend was one day longer, I wouldn’t mind to rest more ))
Almost the whole world puts the masks because of the swine flu. Pictures of people with masks can be seen very frequently on the Web.
I know that Izismile visitors don’t have health issues because the good mood that you get on the site enhances your immunity
There will be two good things this week.
The site will slightly change its appearance, quite a bit. It will become more convenient and nice.
And, soon we will have a new and cool voting system for posts.
But only registered users can vote. BTW, there are nearly 1200 members on Izismile )
So, go and REGISTER yourself if you didn’t do it yet.
There is a lot of content you have already sent me. I will post the selection on Wednesday.
If you want to see your pics in this selection, you still have time to send me your pictures and videos.
Cool shot of Beyonce

1.1 meter-long giant salamander found in China.

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IQ of a 2 year old Elise Tan-Roberts is higher than of many adults and goes to 156. Little Einstein ;)

Here is what people do now even when they go on vacation.

A 70-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She- tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Once a month police officers race anyone over the age of 18 for $25.
Officers said they have seen a drastic reduction in illegal street racing since "Beat the Heat" started in 2007.

Interesting scarf.

It gets better when it’s folded )

Susan Boyle or Jack Black?

Tree grew on a tree. Can’t be?

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has ever gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
Interesting links from the web:
Global economic crisis hits German sex industry
Lets sing
FREE Frozen Toads (west asheville)
Interactive picture
Art student's car vanishing act
Internet Safety Guidelines
Found Him!
Guide to Human Types pt 1
Guide to Human Types pt 2
The Quick 10: Ranking 10 Peppers on the Scoville Scale
12 Bikini's That Made Us Laugh And Dread Summer More Than Usual
Miss California's Before and After Boobs

Funny office stuff (3 pics)

Marisa Miller in bikini (4 pics)

Interesting pictures of celebrities on different parties (21 pics)

Gisele Bundchen's perfect body (6 pics)

Creative bus stops (16 pics)
After the jump, you will see a beautiful photo shoot with Pamela Anderson (6 pics)

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Hey!
Today is the last day of our short working week )
I’m happy for our American users who have 3 days off this week as we do :)
The whole internet is filled with information about Swine flue. Be careful and take care of you.

Some news.
First of all, now, we not only have our page on FACEBOOK, but also on TWITTER.
So you can choose a more convenient way for you to follow Izismile )
Secondly, you leave more than 300 comments daily on the site. This is a very good indicator of your activity on the site. It’s really great and it is more interesting not even for users but also for us admins to check the site ;))
The selection of the pictures you sent will be posted next week. There are not so many of them for now, so you’ll have to wait a bit ) You can send me all you’ve got on weekend.
Well, that’s it.
Happy Labour Day for all of you or Law Day! (I'm confused
)
Wish you to relax and have a nice weekend.
See you on Monday )

On the picture is the first man in the world that caught swine flue but recovered from it.
More details here.

They are going out. Stars from the movie “Slum dog millionaire” Freida Pinto and Dev Patel were spotted together.

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Five Rules to Having a Happy Married Life
• It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
• It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
• It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
• It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
• It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
Bridge on the Aiguille du Midi mountain (3.842 meters). Click on the photo if you don’t see it )

Man was drawing a cat during the schizophrenia development. OMG (

Now Mexican bank notes look like this

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: “My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.”
The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.”
Interesting links on the web:
LOL (Life On Line) Internet Consultants
The Official White House Photostream's photostream
Polish pianist stops show with anti-US tirade
How 'virginity' is a dangerous idea
Largest Helicopter in the World
10 Women We Never Want to See on a Hot List Ever Again!
The Ethics of Dr. Gregory House
Pontiac cars through the years
Tiny Chihuahua dog blown away by 70mph gust of wind found in woods 1 mile away
Sex Was More Fun in the 1970s

Paris Hilton (5 pics)

Weird art (10 pics)

Russian city Novosibirsk with tilt-shift effect (41 pics)

Halle Berry doesn't look mutant (6 pics)

Kelly Brook gives us a nice view (5 pics)

Pretty girl from an auto show (13 pics)

Faces in places (30 pics)

SUV mud racing (19 pics)

Cool guitar car (7 pics)

Human landscapes from above (26 pics)
Celebrities are always perfect when they are in the limelight and Kim Kardashian is a good example.
But sometimes they forget their diets, sport coaches and don’t look as good as we are used to see them. That’s what happened to Kim Kardashian. First, I will show you her pictures the way she was before and the last 3 pictures will show you how she looks now. It will be easy to see the difference.

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It’s been longtime that I didn’t post any entries with sexy men for the ladies.
I made a big selection here. I’ve been looking everywhere for more or less decent men ;))
I think I found them :)
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She is 20 years old and she is well known as a singer and television presenter. Maybe all this thanks to her father, Hulk Hogan, but anyway she is already well known and she deserves it.
She is pretty and there is something charming about her, something attractive. So, I decided to make for you a selection of beautiful photos with her. Look. 
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Well, as for me, I don't like it
What about you?
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Hi!
I have a lot of stuff to do. Yesterday, almost the whole day, the programmer and I were working on the new way of putting videos.
We’ve almost finished it. Tomorrow it will be done and I will show it.
Special thanks to two visitors who have agreed to help with our page on Facebook.
Your attention please. Personal request.
It is about comments. When I look through the comments, I often see only smileys and phrases written not in English. I appreciate and respect the opinions of each visitor. But when you leave a smiley without any text in your comments, such comments does not mean anything. It has no meaning or value for other people. The same thing with comments in other languages. Only you (the author) and some more persons can understand it. The others - they can’t, including me. I just want you to understand that there are people from all around the world on Izismile and it is English language that unites us all.
That’s why I’m asking you to leave comments in English (even if you just speak the language a little bit) and less smileys without some text. If you do this, it will be much more interesting to read them.
Thank you )
Do you remember the war of car manufacturers?
It didn’t take Audi long to give an answer. Clickable )


According to the man on these photos, he lost weight after having eaten in McDonalds for a month. He said he ate only food from “diet menu”.
Believe it or not, it’s your call )
Beautiful HQ picture of Halle Berry. Clickable.

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Great idea. Couch in a Peugeot shop. Clickable.

Do you know this picture? It was called "Man of the year".
Well, it’s false…
Click the picture to see the original.


Slumdog star Rubina Ali’s dad puts her on sale for £200k:
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ child actress Rubina Ali’s instant success has made her dad so greedy that he has decided to put her on sale.
In a bid to cash in on Rubina’s international stardom, father Rafiq Qureshi has put her up for adoption, demanding nearly 200,000 pounds.
He offered the deal to News of the World’s undercover fake sheik.
‘Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future,’ Rafiq told the undercover.
‘I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future,’ he added.


Tara Reid (11 photos)

Rumer Willis – Bruce Willis’ daughter and Demi Moore advertise bikinis (14 photos)

Princess Eugenie of York on the beach in Thailand (6 photos)

Ice fishing. Nice ! (11 photos)

Toy city. Very beautiful! (42 photos)

Light Graffiti. I still can’t understand how they do it ;) (24 photos)

Elections in India (21 photos)
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Hi all!
I just don’t have time to tell you everything.
I’ll catch up with it tomorrow.
Good day for all of you )

Jessica Alba is resting on the beach. It’s difficult to tear yourself away from looking at her :)
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The final 15 compete during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas...
Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton competes during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas. Dalton was later crowned Miss USA.
Several pix: ONE TWO THREE
Amy Winehouse. Everything is the way it was )

Al Capone's cell in eastern state penitentiary. Clickable.


Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, ‘Did you know that a moose has sex 10 to 15 times a night?’
‘Ah shit,’ says his friend, ‘and I just joined the Elks!’
A truck driver was having a bad day.
His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten miles to the nearest farmhouse.
He explained his predicament to the farmer and asked if he could spend the night.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “but I must warn you that i don’t have any daughters. I don’t even have a spare room, so you’ll have to share my bed.”
“Damn,” said the trucker. “I’m in the wrong joke.”
The best woman to marry
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Cute adorable Jennifer Love Hewitt (24 photos)

Behind the scenes of a Gemma Atkinson calendar shoot (17 photos)

Brooke Hogan in a sexy red dress (7 photos)

Jennifer Ellison. I liked her better before ;( (5 photos)

When prom goes bad: a photo essay (17 photos)

Darts and water balloons (15 photos)

Kalashnikov made from the barbecue (6 photos)

Hat from cards (33 photos)
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Hi!
Once again the weekend passed so quickly and we already start a new working week)
This week we will have some changes that you will like. Don’t miss it.
Our “population” of registered users is approaching to 900 people!
And we have already 7,500 comments. And that's great )
Announcement. IziSmile is looking for a blogger who spends a lot of time on Facebook and is ready to help us to update the site’s page on FB.
There won’t be a lot of work, but it will help us greatly. There are already 160 friends. You will need to post every day something interesting from the site: photos and video (just one or two).
Find and post fun stories, anecdotes. Just to update the page a little so that our friends won’t get bored.
If you are interested in this offer, then please contact me by email [email protected] with a notice “Facebook”.
That’s all. Let’s see the Curiosities.
Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger met up at the premiere of 'The Informers', 23 years after starring together in '9 1/2 Weeks'.

Cameron Diaz shaved her head, but unlike Britney Spears, who did it without any reason, Cameron Diaz did it for her part in a new movie.
According to the plot, she shaved her head to support her daughter that got cancer.

A little math problem.
There are two lengths of rope.
Each one can burn in exactly one hour.
They are not necessarily of the same length or width as each other.
They also are not of uniform width (may be wider in middle than on the end), thus burning half of the rope is not necessarily 1/2 hour.
By burning the ropes, how do you measure exactly 45 minutes worth of time?
ANSWER.
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Kim Kardashian fell asleep on the beach. She’s not pretty anymore ;))
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For how long would natural resources still be enough? GRAPH.
Arab sheikh was fed up with his silver Mercedes and turned it to a gold one. Clickable.

There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English b*****d again.’


Extravagant Lady Gaga (11 photos)

Transformation from a soldier into a... clown (14 photos)

Girls are having fun (46 photos)

Drew Barrymore's travel through style time tunnel (17 photos)

Bikini time on Izismile (47 photos)

WORLD OF CORELDRAW 2008 (80 photos)

The mystery of numbers (4 photos)