Shower Thoughts That Will Break Your Brain (17 GIFS)

Do teeth taste like nothing or does your mouth get used to the taste of teeth?

There’s nothing stopping you from using someone else’s voice when you think.

If you’re lucky, your internal organs will spend their entire life in complete darkness.

If we buried the dead vertically, instead of horizontally, we would save a lot of space.

Before humans and dogs were friends, who fixed dog ears when they went inside out?

History museums are the embodiment of humans keeping old stuff that we don’t want to throw away.

Every birthday is a celebration for getting closer to death.

Since there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one.

Biting your tongue while eating is the best example of how you can still screw up with decades of experience.

Gravity is creepy when you realize you’re not walking around on a surface, but getting pulled into a burning core of magma.

The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace are probably the descendants of spiders that lived there during the Victorian era, which is a parallel royal family, but with spiders.

The scream in your head will never be out of breath.

A really good liar will have you believe they’re a bad one.

One day, you’ll have your last bite of pizza and never know.

A corn maze is a maze of maize.

iPhone chargers should be called Apple juice.

The object of golf is to play as little as possible.