No One Should Have to See This

A wall full of Nicolas Cage's face when you wake up

A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice

A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO

A juggalo taking a picture with a poptart

A menacing cow in your rearview mirror

A gorilla that wants to fight you

A wet, angry koala

This playlist at a party

Anything, if you're this kid

Or this guy

What really happened to your lost Halloween candy

Your favorite food in a relationship

The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on

Anyone named "hambubger"

A "dick attack"

Your child being devoured by a couch

Relationships being torn apart by a "booty pillow"

Yourself on Google Maps

A pigeon contemplating cannibalism

Zach Galafiniakis without his beard

Or Nick Offerman without his mustache

This process in action

Anyone liking this page

Or this page

And this one too

A selfish gorilla

A serial butt-stabber

Bad fan art of yourself

The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag

This status on Facebook

Or this status

And this